One time, I stole a lot of balls from my teacher and she smacked me. They were big black balls. I played with them a lot until my teacher confiscated them. I punched her pussy and stole a hundred cents from her pocket. Then, I humped the floor, stuck up the middle finger at someone,…

I’m sorry if this post bothers anyone, but I just found out that Expecto Patronum means “I await a guardian” in Latin. I always wondered why it was called that.

One night I had a dream that I’m walking by the sea shore and see a woman crying, she had blue hair, I approached her once she noticed me she lifts her head and screamed raaaaaaaaaapeeeee, so loud I thought my ears will blow. And then suddenly from the sand emerged about 50 triggered feminists…

Rcat, the 4 cats and the beast Years of trials and change, change unexpected and expected. They all fought for the beast from inside the walls of Rcat and the last cat was deep. Rcat opened her doors and she took the beast from Rcat walls to her walls. A beast knows no thanks, no…

Hi, guys! My name is Demented Given (23 years of age and still a virgin) i’m from South Africa! I need your help, guys! I’m a cartoonist and a film/story writer, I’m super talented. But, most of my cartoons and stories end up happening in real life! Now i don’t know whether to publish them…

I have a shower every night at 7pm, and today I found out that my neighbours next door or place a bet on what song I sing. Was a really embarrassing conversation. I’ve been singing in the shower my whole life, speak to my neighbours all the time, but they never said, until 5 years…

I was so bored in the bathroom a while back, while I was drying myself when I came out of the shower, there was a blow fly. I spent about 20 minutes trying to hit it with my towel was I was naked. I finally knocked it out good.

I’m gonna party like it’s 2011 YEAH!!!  I don’t think i’ll remember who i am next year Ut OH.

This is like my fifth blog in the last 10 minutes, its kind of fun to just type stuff down even when it doesn’t matte.

Mum said to go play outside while I was playing on my xBox, so that is exactly what I did. Moved the TV closer to the window, put the controller outside, pulled up a chair and played my xBox outside through the window. I did what she said, but I don’t think what I did…